It's 2012. NASA says no Nibiru, no apocalypse, no worries. Mayan calendar runs out, but so what? Economy tanking, they say. But what we're worried about is this: what about Katy Perry? The poor girl might be left on a desolate planet with nothing to eat except a whip cream bra or a big block of jello and no one to watch. What we can say is that despite current gossip to the contrary we think her "brand-ing" is better than ever. What are your feelings about the Mayan calendar? Do you have any new year's resolutions to take you through all the way to December 31st? We know it's not a complete year but we're used to working under pressure ourselves. Answer now.