Fake Girl
Intro:
Hello, remember me?
I respect your bold artistic vision.
Oh, my!
Chorus:
She’s a heavyweight socialite,
Like a vampire, she works the night,
She’s got a little dog in her purse,
But does she treat her slaves any worse,
Fake boobs, fake hair,
Botox, fake stare,
She’s fake all over,
But what do you care?
As long as her love is real.
“Hello, remember me?”
“It’s a terrible thing to be lonesome.”
“Oh, my!”
Verse 1:
She got the fake watch,
She got the fake time,
She got the fake food,
She drinks her fake wine,
She got a fake car,
She got a fake ID,
She got fake friends,
Fake VIP,
She got a fake man,
She got a fake glance,
She got a fake drink,
She does a fake dance,
She got the fake purse,
She got the fake stall,
She got the fake mirror,
She got a fake call,
She got a fake table,
She got a fake bar,
She got a fake glass,
She gotta fake far,
She got the fake sweat,
She got the fake thought,
She got the fake look,
She got to fake hot,
She wants a fake ring,
For a fake marriage,
Get a fake house,
Push a fake carriage,
She got to fake leave,
She got a fake knife,
She got to fake death,
She hates her fake life.
“Don’t be scared.”
“No! I can’t go on!”
Verse Two:
Too late, you saw Medusa,
Who’s idea was it? to seduce her?,
You think you’re too slick to play the sidekick,
It’s like she hits you with a soft brick,
Fake fears, fake tears,
You act wise but you never realize,
You don’t think about what it conceals,
As long as her love is real.
“And after you kiss me, I want you to wipe my mouth, wipe my mouth!”
“I felt the need for companionship.”
“I’m sick of this!”
“Hi, what’s your name?”
Verse Two:
She got the fake job,
She does fake work,
She got a fake boss,
She got a fake jerk,
She got a fake computer,
On a fake desk,
She gotta fake sick,
She gotta fake stress,
She got a fake day,
She got fake rest,
She got a fake sleep,
Failed her fake test,
She got fake goals,
She got the fake plan,
She got a fake mind,
Takes a fake stand,
She hears a fake sound,
Takes a fake fall,
She got a fake pain,
Feels her fake jaw,
She got a fake hit,
Starts to fake walk,
Grabs her fake cell,
Starts a fake talk,
She got a fake line,
Hears a fake voice,
Takes a fake idea,
Makes a fake choice,
Takes a fake ride,
Takes a fake bend,
Down a fake road,
Meets a fake end.
“We’re right back where we started, aren’t we darling?”
Intro:
Hello, remember me?
I respect your bold artistic vision.
Oh, my!
Chorus:
She’s a heavyweight socialite,
Like a vampire, she works the night,
She’s got a little dog in her purse,
But does she treat her slaves any worse,
Fake boobs, fake hair,
Botox, fake stare,
She’s fake all over,
But what do you care?
As long as her love is real.
“Hello, remember me?”
“It’s a terrible thing to be lonesome.”
“Oh, my!”
Verse 1:
She got the fake watch,
She got the fake time,
She got the fake food,
She drinks her fake wine,
She got a fake car,
She got a fake ID,
She got fake friends,
Fake VIP,
She got a fake man,
She got a fake glance,
She got a fake drink,
She does a fake dance,
She got the fake purse,
She got the fake stall,
She got the fake mirror,
She got a fake call,
She got a fake table,
She got a fake bar,
She got a fake glass,
She gotta fake far,
She got the fake sweat,
She got the fake thought,
She got the fake look,
She got to fake hot,
She wants a fake ring,
For a fake marriage,
Get a fake house,
Push a fake carriage,
She got to fake leave,
She got a fake knife,
She got to fake death,
She hates her fake life.
“Don’t be scared.”
“No! I can’t go on!”
Verse Two:
Too late, you saw Medusa,
Who’s idea was it? to seduce her?,
You think you’re too slick to play the sidekick,
It’s like she hits you with a soft brick,
Fake fears, fake tears,
You act wise but you never realize,
You don’t think about what it conceals,
As long as her love is real.
“And after you kiss me, I want you to wipe my mouth, wipe my mouth!”
“I felt the need for companionship.”
“I’m sick of this!”
“Hi, what’s your name?”
Verse Two:
She got the fake job,
She does fake work,
She got a fake boss,
She got a fake jerk,
She got a fake computer,
On a fake desk,
She gotta fake sick,
She gotta fake stress,
She got a fake day,
She got fake rest,
She got a fake sleep,
Failed her fake test,
She got fake goals,
She got the fake plan,
She got a fake mind,
Takes a fake stand,
She hears a fake sound,
Takes a fake fall,
She got a fake pain,
Feels her fake jaw,
She got a fake hit,
Starts to fake walk,
Grabs her fake cell,
Starts a fake talk,
She got a fake line,
Hears a fake voice,
Takes a fake idea,
Makes a fake choice,
Takes a fake ride,
Takes a fake bend,
Down a fake road,
Meets a fake end.
“We’re right back where we started, aren’t we darling?”