Devil at the Crossroads
Intro:
“Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul.”
“They’re coming to get you Barbara.”
Chorus:
I met the devil at the crossroads,
He offered me heaven for my soul,
I stood in contemplation thinking,
Until I made my decision.
Verse One:
It's time to come to the dark side because the light needs it,
You've spent too much time being good, now deceive it,
You gotta have a little fun now and then friend,
So let's get the party started and let hell begin,
I got some devil children, to kill up all the angels,
I've scouted all the corners, I know all the angles,
I just need a leader, to carry out my orders,
Someone I can trust, to go and trick my neighbors,
I'm really sick of people, they're getting on my nerves,
We oughta run the cities, let's feed 'em to the birds,
I got scarecrows and vultures that need to eat son,
So let's get into the Bentley and just get it done,
So here's a crown for you, I made it out of jewels,
Like the one I gave the Royal Family, bunch of fools,
I got the wheel, I know you like shotgun,
Let's put the peddle to the metal and go have some fun.
Chorus:
I refuse,
I refuse,
I refuse.
Verse Two:
It's like Deathrace 2000, but let's get rid of humor,
You can't go back in time, this ain't the movie Looper,
The world is messed up, and there's nothing fixing it,
So let's just get into the habit of enjoying it,
Let's get some naked models, and have 'em bending over,
Stop looking at that story about that Mars Rover!,
The only life is here, you see these animals cheer,
It's like I told the Romans, give 'em games and lots of beer,
Why you think we got the Super Bowl, kid?,
Advertisers oughta thank me for just what I did,
You like the cheerleaders, you like my handiwork,
How about a school girl lifting up her skirt?,
Nothing's hard to arrange, you follow me?,
I can have the contract ready, 1, 2, 3,
I don't ask for much, just something you hardly use,
Give it to man, and then let's watch the news.
Verse Three:
I refuse your
Chrome-plated
Loser machine,
I refuse your
Prison planet
Slavery magazines,
I refuse your
Dead-in-the-head
Social socialisms,
I refuse your
One-world
Conspiracy witticisms,
I refuse your
Pill Poppin'
Name droppin'
Mind-scramblin'
Bozo-handlin'
Cybercrimin'
Hypnotizin'
Feudalizin'
Slime-coated
Tax-floated
Turncoated
Drone-targetin'
Fear-marketin'
False-hopin'
Rope-a-dopin'
Shadow-boxin',
Botoxin'
Stupefyin'
Brain-fryin'
Asinine-lyin'
Tammy Faye-cryin'
Psych-drug orgy trash-bin
Pretense of a Shaolin,
It ain't true
Just 'cause you're howlin',
Clayton Powellin'
Air foulin',
Even Stalin
Throws a towel in,
Killin' it just like
J.K. Rowling.
Verse Four:
Ok, this planet's like a prison, might as well be warden,
You see the super rich and look at what they're hoarding,
That could be you, let me make a call buddy,
I'm your biggest fan, you silly fuddy duddy,
Let me nurse you back to health, I got bandages,
Gotta be tough, dealing with these savages,
Even God, got his hands dirty,
Making Adam out of mud, just some silly putty,
Then he planted a tree, filled with poison apples,
And then he made Eve, so sex could dibble dabble,
And then he took me, and put me as a snake,
So I could point out to Adam all the stuff he could take,
So at the end of the day, we're not responsible,
It's god plan that any of this stuff is possible,
Do whatever you want, don't that sound nice?,
So let's ride!, I won't ask you twice!
Chorus:
I met the devil at the crossroads,
He offered me heaven for my soul,
I stood in contemplation thinking,
Until I made my decision.
I refuse,
I refuse,
I refuse.
Intro:
“Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul.”
“They’re coming to get you Barbara.”
Chorus:
I met the devil at the crossroads,
He offered me heaven for my soul,
I stood in contemplation thinking,
Until I made my decision.
Verse One:
It's time to come to the dark side because the light needs it,
You've spent too much time being good, now deceive it,
You gotta have a little fun now and then friend,
So let's get the party started and let hell begin,
I got some devil children, to kill up all the angels,
I've scouted all the corners, I know all the angles,
I just need a leader, to carry out my orders,
Someone I can trust, to go and trick my neighbors,
I'm really sick of people, they're getting on my nerves,
We oughta run the cities, let's feed 'em to the birds,
I got scarecrows and vultures that need to eat son,
So let's get into the Bentley and just get it done,
So here's a crown for you, I made it out of jewels,
Like the one I gave the Royal Family, bunch of fools,
I got the wheel, I know you like shotgun,
Let's put the peddle to the metal and go have some fun.
Chorus:
I refuse,
I refuse,
I refuse.
Verse Two:
It's like Deathrace 2000, but let's get rid of humor,
You can't go back in time, this ain't the movie Looper,
The world is messed up, and there's nothing fixing it,
So let's just get into the habit of enjoying it,
Let's get some naked models, and have 'em bending over,
Stop looking at that story about that Mars Rover!,
The only life is here, you see these animals cheer,
It's like I told the Romans, give 'em games and lots of beer,
Why you think we got the Super Bowl, kid?,
Advertisers oughta thank me for just what I did,
You like the cheerleaders, you like my handiwork,
How about a school girl lifting up her skirt?,
Nothing's hard to arrange, you follow me?,
I can have the contract ready, 1, 2, 3,
I don't ask for much, just something you hardly use,
Give it to man, and then let's watch the news.
Verse Three:
I refuse your
Chrome-plated
Loser machine,
I refuse your
Prison planet
Slavery magazines,
I refuse your
Dead-in-the-head
Social socialisms,
I refuse your
One-world
Conspiracy witticisms,
I refuse your
Pill Poppin'
Name droppin'
Mind-scramblin'
Bozo-handlin'
Cybercrimin'
Hypnotizin'
Feudalizin'
Slime-coated
Tax-floated
Turncoated
Drone-targetin'
Fear-marketin'
False-hopin'
Rope-a-dopin'
Shadow-boxin',
Botoxin'
Stupefyin'
Brain-fryin'
Asinine-lyin'
Tammy Faye-cryin'
Psych-drug orgy trash-bin
Pretense of a Shaolin,
It ain't true
Just 'cause you're howlin',
Clayton Powellin'
Air foulin',
Even Stalin
Throws a towel in,
Killin' it just like
J.K. Rowling.
Verse Four:
Ok, this planet's like a prison, might as well be warden,
You see the super rich and look at what they're hoarding,
That could be you, let me make a call buddy,
I'm your biggest fan, you silly fuddy duddy,
Let me nurse you back to health, I got bandages,
Gotta be tough, dealing with these savages,
Even God, got his hands dirty,
Making Adam out of mud, just some silly putty,
Then he planted a tree, filled with poison apples,
And then he made Eve, so sex could dibble dabble,
And then he took me, and put me as a snake,
So I could point out to Adam all the stuff he could take,
So at the end of the day, we're not responsible,
It's god plan that any of this stuff is possible,
Do whatever you want, don't that sound nice?,
So let's ride!, I won't ask you twice!
Chorus:
I met the devil at the crossroads,
He offered me heaven for my soul,
I stood in contemplation thinking,
Until I made my decision.
I refuse,
I refuse,
I refuse.